Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.
– (via c-oquetry)

(Source: mariaarroyo)


benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Most of all, love each other as if your life depended on it. Love makes up for practically anything.
– 1 Peter 4:8, MSG (via rainysundaysandcoffee)

(Source: pureblyss)


hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

Starting to look for horses for lease. Aw yeeee.

Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
– (via suchvodka)

(Source: quotecomedy)

I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure.
– (via c-oquetry)

(Source: lovel-ylesbian)


F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.